Hot Girl Propaganda Report.

Shit That’s Controlling My Life.

• Beauty Propaganda:
  
  • Ice rolling will fix everything
  • A fixation with skincare tools
    
  • Slathering my yapping lips in lip oils and lip masks
  • “Clean girl” aesthetic makes me a better person?
  • Wearing my Red Light mask everynight(trying to...)
    
  • Laneige lip glowy balm in Berry fruits rouge
    
  • Painting my VERY short stubs some may call nails, even though they chip every second
  • Trying new self tanner products, I’m a pale ass bitch!
  • Hair mask in a slick back- even though I wanna chop my hair off again
    
  • Caster oil on my brows & eyelashes
  • No make up, make up look
    
• Fashion Propaganda:
  
  • Big tote > small bag (even for a 5-minute coffee run)
  • But also small bags lol
    
  • Reading fashion blogs & magaizines like the book girls read smut
    
  • Socks, shocker! but I love a cute comfy ass sock duo
  • Not over styling an outfit = instantly chic- less meltdowns 
  • Comfort!!!! IDGAF being uncomfortable on a day to day is so over rated
  • Perfect White Tank Obsession- the hunt will never end
    
  • Feeling put together, even in just a matching sweat set or monochromatic fit
    
  • Bras that actutally fit me & are flattering 
    
  • Dare I evensay this... adding full butt covering underwear to my selection
    
  • Anything that makes me happy to wear 
    
  • On the hunt for the best Fall/ Winter sweater 
    
  • Claw Clips on end bc I’m lazy 
    
  • Street Style Screenshot Overload, 300 saved pics of random fits 
    
• Lifestyle Propaganda:
  
  • Lemon & ginger tea is my entire personality now
  • Journaling will fix my nervous system(crossing my fingers)
  • 10k steps a day or sooo, I try! 
  • Reorganizing my fridge to feel spiritually aligned
    
  • Putting my phone on DND so I can scroll in peace
    
  • Sending emails at midnight because I’m “creative” not ADD
    
  • Protecting my fucking peace- idc for the judgment anymore & I’m sicko of rolling my eyes in silence :)
    
  • Spending wayyy to much time making a playlist for a 10-minute car ride
    
  • Honestly, fucking coloring and doodling,lolz I know who tf am I 
    
  • Rewatching the same comfort shows
    
  • Watching podcasts vs just listening 
    
  • Home cooking >> ordering food
    
  • Random Hobby Era 
    
• Internet Culture Propaganda:
  
  • The right meme will change my brain chemistry
  • A good Substack feels like free therapy
  • “Hot girl walks” are for everyone, even in sweatpants
  • Main Character Energy – romanticizing grocery runs
    
  • Having a Morning Routine That Is Mostly Vibes 
    
  • Pinterest Boards for just cute shit I like and want
  • Admitting I buy way too much shit off Tiktok shop
    
  • Not buying one of those bracelets thats also connected to a ring...sorry not sorry 
    
  • No crumbl cookie taste tests
    
  • Sunny Angels OVER Labubus ANY day 
    
  • Not everyone you know needs to be invited to your wedding!
    
  • Pet Parents as a Personality, YuP
    
  • LOVING Fall and Winter over Summer    Cloudy= Me happy