Social Anxiety, But on The Rocks Please!

Friday June 6 2025

What’s in My Cup? Mayhem. JK, It’s Hibiscus Bitch.

Let’s set the scene: it’s 5 PM, the sun’s golden, your group chat has actually agreed on a rooftop spot, and you’re dressed like the linen clad adult who still needs to apply 3 layers of sunscreen constantly. But as you slide into that wicker chair, iced glass sweating in your hand… so are your palms.

Is it the heat? Is it your crush across the table? Or is it that lovely, spiky beast known as social anxiety?

Enter: the drink crutch.

Doesn’t matter if it’s a spicy margarita, a sparkling mocktail, or just lemon water with delusions of grandeur, that glass is your emotional support accessory. To me its basiaclly my ankle monitor and Im on house arrest in my head.
There’s something magical about the first sip and the way it politely tells your brain, “Hey, we’re fine. Look at us, being normal in public!” It’s liquid courage, sure, but it’s also just a ritual. The act of sipping gives your hands something to do, your mind a moment to exhale, and your face a convenient excuse to avoid small talk for exactly 2.4 seconds longer.
For those steering clear of the boozy stuff (Hydrated icons), don’t worry because the non-alcoholic options have leveled up. We’re talking hibiscus spritzers, CBD tonics, sparkling adaptogens that taste like if Gwyneth Paltrow had a garden party in your mouth. Chic and chill.

So whether you're toasting with tequila or a turmeric tonic, just know this: you’re not alone. Behind every clink of glass is someone else doing their best to make “What do you do?” sound like a real question and not an existential spiral.

Drink in hand, you’re golden... literally and metaphorically. Here's to the sun, the vibes, and surviving another social situation with style.

who said you need booze to enjoy the buzz of summer?

Hiyo- A line of non-alcoholic sparkling tonics infused with adaptogens and nootropics, designed to promote relaxation and focus. Variety of amazing flavors and sleek packaging.

Recess- Wellness-focused brand that creates sparkling water infused with adaptogens and hemp extract to help you feel calm, cool, and collected- I needAlways..

Kin Euphorics- Functional beverages layered with adaptogens, nootropics, and botanicals to nourish the mind and body. Their products are designed to elevate mood and reduce stress, that lowkey can elevate any outfit.

De Soi- Crafts non-alcoholic apéritifs enhanced with natural adaptogens, offering a sophisticated alternative to traditional cocktails. Their beverages are designed to provide a relaxing and enjoyable experience without the alcohol.

BoochCraft- A brewery that produces organic, plant-based kombucha with a twist-each brew crafted with real fruit and certified organic ingredients.(Big kombucha Bitch right here)

Two Chicks Cocktails- Ready-to-drink canned cocktails made with real spirits and natural fruit and botanicals, the best of both worlds.

Straightaway Cocktails- Specializes in ready-to-drink, high-quality canned cocktails. Their offerings, like the Bees Knees and Nitro Gin Fizz, are crafted with premium ingredients for a convenient and flavorful experience!

Medly Wine- Modern, organic wine brand offering zero-sugar, low-sulfite in eco-friendly pouches. Crafted in France and Italy, it’s clean, convenient, and perfect for easy, stylish sipping.

Easy To Make At Home:
Blueberry Ginger Fizz- Muddle blueberries, grate in fresh Ginger, top with sparkling water or kombucha. A little sweet, a little spicy, just like you<3

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