The Only Bitches I’d Die For♡
Friday August 15 2025
The Royal Barkies.
Let me just start by saying: I did not choose the dog mom life Ok, Archie and Eloise chose ME. And thank goodness they did, because honestly, I don't know who I was before I spent my days narrating their thoughts like a full-time sitcom writer.
Listen, I’m not saying my dogs are spoiled. I’m just saying if there was a dog version of Cribs, Archie and Eloise would be filming the pilot.
It’s Absolutely no secret that I am obssessed with my dogs, and I dont give a fuck who judges, and these are simply just some of the trusted & cute brands I enjoy buying them shit from. Sometime’s It’s the best form of retail therapy shopping for my little fur babies, and maybe coordinate them with me like we are in a cult?... idk .. whatever your thing is! Having the Archie & Eloise stamp of approval should be your only concern...
Maxbone- Chic pet apparel, accessories, and even their own line of nutritious dog food.
Wild One- Sleek, design-forward harnesses, leashes, toys, and grooming essentials.
Saint Rue- Bold, street-fashion-inspired collars, leashes, harnesses, and more, designed for both good dogs and good humans.
Em & Me Studio- Artistic and craftsmanship luxury pet tags, accessories.
Wagwear- Designer dog collars, leashes, clothing, and even dog-shoes (“WagWellies”) with playful, fashion-forward flair.
Little Beast- A lifestyle brand offering high-quality dog apparel like sweatshirts, raincoats, carriers, and stylish accessories.
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