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Who Needs a Haunted House When You Have Monster-In Laws.
A Costume Guide for Anyone Who Married Into the Horror Genre.
What’s more horrific than bats and cats??
The god forbidden monster-in laws💀
This year has been full of scare, but what’s the best time to celebrate the horror, spooky, & insanity? October is time to praise the craze and I just have some f✰n tips & tricks for lovely people who haunt your thoughts :)
Isn’t it funny how the popular saying, “there’s a time a place” doesn’t actually apply to very very old people who lack respect!? Since their favorite Halloween costume is to be a child, the crazy imagination little kids have... am I right? They love to be untruthful, not listen, & always having a tantrum because they didn’t get their way!
It’s so inspirational, that I had some fun ideas for what to wear in situations many unfortunately have to endure;
✰When never asked about your life or anything involving just you, but strictly only directed towards your partner!(hehe ~so~cute)Let’s opt for a very classic ghost!! It’s very versatile and can easily be found just from things in your closet! Meant for all sizes & ages, this chic bland taste will go extremely well with not being seen or EVER being noticed!
✰When laughing in your face about an engagement party🤪 Because what’s more hilarious than celebrating your love!! DUH silly, it’s because you’re such a jester & CONSTANTLY say hilarious things that are NEVER serious nor should be taken seriously!!! Let’s throw on some baggy wayyyy to short pants, dunce cap, and bonus points if you can juggle; because what’s more fun than being disrespected & laughed at while trying to juggle your reactions of utter shock!
✰Now this one is an easy option & fun twist… being JUST the tip of an iceberg!!! Or if your local store is sold out, why not try second best, as the ice princess!! Since you’re cold hearted and they barely know anything about you(because why ask or make efforts to) ironically just like the climate in this day and age, not known to be appreciated by everyone even when your doing things for them and get nothing in return but to be shitted on!(gasp)
✰This one, now might be one of my favorites, it’s so cute and makes you feel just so powerful since your So AnGrY FoR nO rEAsON(also such a great timeless character in the stories) THE QUEEN OF HEARTS <333 Since you MUST look in your heart for kindness to let them have their way(awwhhh) even tho they NEVER acknowledged you or reached out to you in these so called apologies(why would they dare make an effort with you?? Hahaha….) and couldn’t dare to self reflect on why there’s no contact... ahhh how spooky!
✰God you know what’s such a pest to deal with!? Annoying little resident bugs & spiders!!! Always so gross to me, and who doesn’t want a clean happy space?? They also absolutely HATE a strong minded person who has respect for themselves! Who doesn’t care for shit to be constantly swept under the rug, EWwww!!! Also love this costume because you can make it as sexy as you want! so fun to have a hot costume idea thrown in, your so welcome :) Drum roll plz..
...The big bad exterminator!!! "Unwanted Opinion Removal Services." Is a fabulous business name If you ask me! Any color scheme you want or attire will work as long as your happy with the results at the end of the day!
Now, trust me I can go on, and on, and on, and on, allllll day about these situatio, I mean costume ideas!
But I can only hope these are some fun ways to express yourself during the scariest month of the year... let them goblin bitches, witches sorry, keep observing & obsessing over your happy ever after princess sugar plum metal iscolated passcode protected DND castle... that I think you can actually order off of Amazon or eBay? I can’t fully remember but I recommend it!!
Xoxo,
The spookiest pepper of them all(who didn’t cuss at all) how scary is that!?
✰Bonus point Costume✰ A Witch: Because I obviously have brain washed my husband