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Friday May 9 2025

Jorts: The Denim Disruptor I’ll Die On a Hill For.

Let’s get one thing clear: jorts are the shit, whether fashion wants to admit it or not. They’ve been called ugly, unflattering, and “what dads wear to mow the lawn.” And to that I say: exactly. That’s the point. Jorts are so wrong, they’ve looped around to being unapologetically right. Once banished to the back of our high school closets and weirdly specific camping trips, jorts have made a return—not as ironic, but as iconic. They’re the fashion version of a middle finger to over-styled summer looks.
Look, I love a cheeky moment, but sometimes the cheeks deserve privacy, okay?
Jorts are the emotionally stable cousin of booty shorts. They offer coverage and character. They're not trying too hard, and that's exactly what makes them cool. But Booty shorts can sometimes scream, “I’m trying to get attention.” Jorts whisper, “You should be paying attention.”

Here’s the breakdown:
- Jorts don’t ride up. They stay loyal, unlike that one situationship you should’ve blocked in March.
- They give you actual pockets. Booty shorts barely give you room for dignity.
- You can sit down in them without worrying about whether you’ve become one with the bench.
- They say “fashion,” not “festival emergency backup shorts.”

Fashion has always been about reinvention, and the jort is no exception. Designers from Tokyo, Japan to New York have taken this once casual staple and turned it into a key player in modern silhouettes. No longer purely utilitarian, jorts now come tailored, oversized, pleated, and raw-edged with enough versatility to dress up or down.
Whether you’re styling a longline pair with a crisp button-down and kitten heels or pairing high-waisted jorts with a fitted tank and blazer, they offer a blend of ease and edge that’s perfect for summer.

You can wear them with anything and still look like you made a choice, not a mistake.

Let’s talk about the real foundation of a good outfit: underwear. Specifically, what goes underneath jorts. Whether you’re rocking boxers that casually peek out, or a surprise G-string that says “I’m shhhhyy...but not really” the options are as bold as the jorts themselves. Boyshorts give you that cute-meets-covered vibe when you want to flirt with comfort, while seamless underwear keeps things smooth and distraction-free for max jort domination. And then, of course, there’s going commando, free in the wind I shall say. The brave, breezy, laundry-day-chaos choice for the truly unbothered.

Maybe I’m trend blind. Maybe I’m just in my “feral(comfort) girl summer” era. But jorts are freedom. They’re fashion therapy with frayed hems. They’re the unofficial sponsor of “not caring what Chad and Brad think.”

Frame- Elevated and chic, with a tailored take on jorts.

Re/Done- Vintage denim reinvented. Feels like thrifting without the hunt.

Levi’s- Classic for a reason. 501 cutoffs? A forever fave.

Boyish Jeans- Eco-friendly and endlessly wearable.

Ética- Trend-driven denim with a green conscience.

Carhartt WIP- Workwear jorts with chill vibes.

REVICE Denim- Bold, vintage-inspired, and effortlessly cool. Revice Denim is all about embracing individuality with a modern twist on classic denim styles.

For Under...

Snow’s Pond- Boxers that offer an everyday essential that doesn’t skimp on style. It’s the perfect blend of comfort and coolness.

MeUndies- Fun, colorful, and comfortable. Wide range of sizes and playful prints that fit all personalities.

Brook There- Feminine, vintage-inspired, and eco-friendly. This brand focuses on creating beautiful undergarments with a strong commitment to sustainability.

Knix- Stylish, sustainable, and innovative. Known for leakproof and multi-purpose designs, this brand is all about comfort and functionality.

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